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Alanis Morrisette-Ironic
Old man, turned ninety-eight,
He won the lottery,
Died the next day. :'(
It's a black fly,
In your chardonnay.
It's a death row part and,
two minutes, too late.
And isn't it ironic?
Don't ya think?
It's like rain,
on your wedding day.
It's a free ride!
When you've already paid.
It's the good advice,
that you just didn't take.
And who would have thought,
it figured.
Mr Play-It-Safe.
Was afraid to fly.
He packed his suitcase.
And kissed his kids goodbye.
He'd waited his whole damn life,
to take that flight.
And as the plane crashed down,
He thought " Well isn't this nice."
And isn't it ironic?
Don't ya think?
It's like rain,
on your wedding day.
It's a free ride,
When your already paid.
It's the good advice,
that you just didn't take.
And who would have thought,
it figured.
Life has a funny way,
Of sneaking upon ya,
When you think everythings gone okay,
and everything's going right.
Life has a funny way.
Helping you up,
when everything gone wrong.
And everything blows up in ya face.
Traffic jam,
when your already late.
A no smoking sign,
on your cigarette break.
It's like 10,000 spoons,
when all you need is a knife.
It's meeting the man of my dreams,
and then meeting his beautiful wife.
And isn't it ironic?
Don't ya think?
A little too ironic,
and yeah i really do think.
It's like rain,
on your wedding day.
It's a free ride.
When you've already paid.
It's the good advice,
that you just didn't take.
And who would have thought it figured.
And yeah well life has a funny way,
of sneaking up on you.
And life has a funny, funny way.
Of helping you out, helping you out.