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The Painless Dentist Song lyrics

Beautiful molars
Lovely bicuspids

I'm Dr. Prentice, the painless dentist
By that what's meant is, it really doesn't hurt
This is Miss Klinger, you've met her finger
So open wide and Miss Klinger will squirt

Well, well, I say there, we've got decay there
Can't let it stay there and cause you all that pain
So please Miss Klinger remove your finger
And won't you hand me down my Novocaine

It's far worse than I thought it was
My charge is gonna be large

Don't be unwilling, it's just a filling
I'm simply drilling to dig a little pit
Don't fight Miss Klinger or bite her finger
And now while I change the drill you can spit

I hum while you're bleeding
It takes your mind off, the things I grind off
Your gums are receding
You'll have to come back, we'll build that gum back

And now if you will open wide
Miss Klinger's gonna put her whole darn fist inside
That's it, now it's over

They'll be a puffiness around your cheeks
You'll have to eat soft food for three more weeks
And if you'll kindly stop those ghastly shrieks
I'm through

Beautiful molars
Lovely bicuspids
By Dr. Prentice

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