Alvin & the Chipmunks Follow

(speaking)

Announcer: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Tonight we're visiting the home of David Seville and the Chipmunks. I believe they're expecting us- oh, there's Dave now. Good evening, Dave!

Dave: Oh, uh, hello, Harry!

Announcer: Uh, hello, Dave.

Dave: Oh, there you are, Harry!

Announcer: Uh, yes. Well, what a lovely home! What room are we in now, Dave?

Dave: This is the living room, Harry. We live here!

Announcer: Say, is that a piano there?

Dave: Piano? Oh yes, that is a piano there- er, here! See?

Announcer: Very nice. And where are the boys, Dave?

Dave: Right over here, Harry! Simon?

Simon: Hi!

Announcer: Hello, Simon.

Dave: -And Theodore!

Announcer: Hello, Theodore!

Theodore: Hi!

Dave: And this is Alvin. Alvin? Psst, Alvin!

Announcer: Tell me, Dave, what's Alvin really like?

Dave: Well, he's just an average, normal, healthy, unaffected-

Alvin: Hello, Harry, baby.

Dave (to Alvin): Come on, Alvin, cut that out.

Announcer: Well, I suppose you and the boys receive a lot of fan-mail.

Alvin: Oh, the usual amount.

Announcer: My goodness! What do they all write about?

Dave: Well, here's a letter from a boy named Melvin. He wants to know to what do the boys owe their success.

Simon: Hard work!

Theodore: Good food!

Alvin: Talent.

Dave: Hey, fellas! Here's a letter from a girl named Mary who wants to know what you like to do in your spare time. Now, you can tell her if you promise to do it nicely.

Theodore: Okay!

Simon: Great!

Alvin: Sure!

Dave: Simon?

Simon (singing): I like to play baseball!

Dave: Theodore!

Theodore (singing): I like to go swimming!

Simon and Theodore: We like to watch movies

Dave: Alvin?

Alvin: With pretty women!

Chipmunks:

We like to play hopscotch
And ping-pong too!
But we don't like to clean the house
Scrub the floor
Do you?

We like to have lots of fun
And sing these songs for you!

Dave: Very good, boys! What else do you like to do?

Chipmunks:

We like to play football
We like to ride ponies
We like to go bowling

Alvin: With pretty women!

Chipmunks:

We like to watch ?????

Alvin: Mr. Villain!

Chipmunks:

But we don't like to mow the lawn Rake the leaves
Do you?

We like to have lots of fun
And sing these songs for you!

(speaking)

Announcer: Well, thank you boys. And thank you, Dave, for allowing us to visit your home.

Dave: Thank you! It was nice having you.

Announcer: Thank you. Goodbye Dave, goodbye boys. And now, ladies and gentlemen-

Alvin (singing): I like to break dishes

Dave (speaking): I knew it...

Alvin: And fight with the squirrels

Dave: Alvin...

Alvin: I like to pull pigtails

Dave: Alvin!

Alvin: When they're on girls

Dave: ALVIN!

Simon and Theodore: We like to eat candy

Dave: Simon, Theodore!

Chipmunks: And talk in school

Dave: Alvin, just a minute! You-

Chipmunks:

But we don't like to study much
Arithmetic-

Alvin: Makes me sick.

Dave: ALVIN! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LIKE TO FIGHT WITH SQUIRRELS AND PULL PIGTAILS ON GIRLS...

Announcer: Good night, and lots of luck.