Barenaked Ladies Follow

I can sing, I can sing, I can sing better
I can knit a scarf but you can't knit a sweater
When I'm under water I couldn't be wetter,
Never go swimming in a mohair sweater,

I can dance, I can dance, I can dance faster,
tried to keep up but it was a disaster,
One more move and I'm gonna be the master,
So crank it up loud on the ghetto blaster,

I can eat, I can eat, I can eat more,
When it's not fresh from the local store,
There's a little town in Labrador,
Where she sells sea shells by the shoe store,

I can speak, I can speak, I can speak quicker,
Imagine i made a new way to make everyone currently frowning snicker
And on the guitar he can be a little slicker,
Jimmy always said I was a good flat picker