Bette Midler Follow

I'm always a flop at a top-notch affair,

but I've still got my health, so what do I care?

My best ring, alas, is a glass solitaire,

but I still got my health, so what do I care?

By fashion and foppery, I'm never discussed.

Attending the opry, my box would be a bust.

I never shall have that Park Avenue aire,

but I'm in such health, why should I care?

The hip that I shake doesn't make people stare,

but I got such health, what do I care?

The sight of my props never stops a thoroughfare,

but I still got my health, so what do I care?

Your face is your fortune, so some wise men spoke.

My face is my fortune, that's why I'm totally broke.

My ship ain't come in, but I grin while I bear,

'cause I got my vitamins:

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H

I still have my.

Got no diamonds, got no wealth.

I got no men, but I got my health.