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The Sons of Ralph lyrics

We are a lazy lot
We partake of the pot
We are the Sons of Ralph
The Sons of Ralph

We're low on cigarettes
We suffer from Tourette's
We're the Sons of Ralph
The Sons of Ralph

We don't sniff airplane glue
We sniff your girlfriend's poo
But we're the Sons of Ralph
The Sons of Ralph

We like to drink all day
It makes the shit okay
We are the Sons of Ralph
The Sons of Ralph

My girlfriends swallow, they don't spit
Cause they just don't give a shit
We prefer fucking over fighting
It's just so much more exciting
We like to party all weekend long
We keep the weed lit in the bong
The motto of this song is
"If it feels good, it can't be wrong."

We are the cream of the crop
We throw up quite a lot
Cause we're the Sons of Ralph
The Sons of Ralph

We wallow in the mire
We set our farts on fire
We are the Sons of Ralph
The Sons of Ralph

We play Playstation 2
We like to sweat and stew
We are the Sons of Ralph
The Sons of Ralph

Our moms are crazy whores
They don't love us anymore
We are the Sons of Ralph
The Sons of Ralph

The Sons of Ralph Video

Bob Schneider - Sons Of Ralph, Fine Line July 08, 2010: Bob Schneider performing Sons Of Ralph live at the Fine Line in Minneapolis on July 8, 2010. (video from YouTube)

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