Bob & Tom Follow

Paul Thorn
A Great Day To Whoop Somebody’s Ass
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Have you ever had one of those days
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When nothin’ go’s right
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Your wife starts bitchin’ bout whatever it was
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She was bithin’ about last night
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So you escape to bathroom
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Just to sit there on your throne

But after you finish your business
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The toilet papers gone

“Chorus”
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Well it’s a great day
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For me to whoop some body’s ass

It’s a bad day
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So you better get off my back
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You might get cold cocked
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If you cross my path
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Cause it’s a great day
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For me to whoop somebody’s ass

Well I was running late for work
So I poured me some coffee to go
And just before I had a flat tire
I spilled it all over my clothes
When the highway patrolman pulled up
I thought that help was on the way
But when he saw the tire tool in my hand
He shot me with pepper spray

“Chorus”

When I finely made it to work
I was fifteen minuets late
I told my boss about the flat tire
But he fired me any way
So here I am out in the parkin’ lot
Just waitin’ by his corvette
I’m gonna give him a good by present
That he never will forget “Chorus”End