Breathe Carolina Follow

Loretta broke my heart in a letter
She told me she was leaving and her life would better
Joan broke it off over the phone
After the tone she left me alone

Jen said she'd never ever see me again
When i saw her again she said it again
Jan met another man
Lisa got amnesia just forgot who i am

Felicity said there was no electricity
Emily no chemistry
Fran ran bruce turned out to be a man
Flo had to go i couldn't go with the flow

Carol brown just took a bus out of town
But i'm hoping that you'll stick around

He doesn't cook or clean
He's not good boyfriend material
We can eat cereal he loses interest fast
His relationships never last
Shut up girlfriends from the past

He says he'll do one thing
And then he goes and does another thing
Who organized all of my ex-girlfriends into a choir
And got them to sing? who? who?
Mmm shut up shut up girlfriends from the past

Mimi will no longer see me
Britney britney hit me
Paula persephone stella and stephanie
There must be fifty ways that lovers have left me

Carol brown just took a bus out of town

Love is a delicate thing
It could just float away on the breeze
He said the same thing to me how can we ever know
We've found the right person in this world?
He means he looks at other girls

Love is a mystery it does not follow a rule
This guy is a fool he'll always be a boy
He's a man who never grew up
I thought i told you to shut up?

Mona you told me you were in a coma
Tiffany you said that you had an epiphany

Would you like a little cereal?
Who organized this choir of ex-girlfriends?
Was it you carol brown?
Was it you carol brown?

Carol brown just took a bus out of town
But i'm hoping that you'll stick around