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You Better Bring a Helmet lyrics
Random violence, yes indeed
Protective head gear, you will need
The Sports Authority has a lot to choose
So wear that chin strap before you lose
I’m gonna put my foot so far up your ass
Right out your mouth, shit and toes will blast
You’re gonna bleed all over the place
When my axe handle smashes your face
Massive head wound, coming your way
A cranial cover should get in the way
Football, construction, or hockey
At Dick’s Sporting Goods in isle three
With an overhand right tennis stroke
Your coward skull will soon be broke
You’re gonna bleed all over the place
When my axe handle smashes your face
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