Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine Follow
Cheer Up, It Might Never Happen lyrics
Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
Post Historic Monsters
Cheer Up, It Might Never Happen
Cheer up, it might never happen
Drive-by shootings on the streets of Clapham
Jackboots booting right across the map
And daddy's gone 'a looking with his pistol packin' mama
And God didn't make the little green apples
With the Halloween grin and the shaving tackle
Another worrying thing for the grans to grapple
As the earth quakes, shakes and rolls and rattles on
CHORUS
And if the whole world is a stage
A kaleidoscope of lights and sound
You can take my Equity card away
And burn the theatre to the ground
Cheer up, it might never happen kid
Although I think it probably just did
The Christmas speech was a porno vid
A topless picture on the British quid
Jack and jill went off the cliff
Contract killed in a lovers' tiff
Tom and Jerry built to a moronic riff
CHORUS
Sack the actors and the clowns
Back to practice paper rounds
Sweeping leaves and walking dogs
Daily deeds and bob a jobs
Sitting babies salting snow
Helping ladies cross the road
Washing cars, recycling tins
Catching falling stars and things
Helping old folk corner shop
Little things that mean a lot
A fairytale-like end to violence
Through jumble sales and sponsored silence
Stop the world I wanna get back on
I want to learn to love the bomb
And have it tattooed across my gut
The immortal words cheer up
It might never happen to you kid
Although I think it probably just did
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
Post Historic Monsters
Cheer Up, It Might Never Happen
Part of these releases
-
-
- Track 9 on Live
- 8 Rent
- 10 Taking of Peckham 123
-
- Track 4 on Post Historic Monsters
- 3 Mid Day Crisis
- 5 Stuff the Jubilee!
Popular Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine Songs
- Commercial Fucking Suicide, Part 1
- The Final Comedown
- My Second to Last Will and Testament
- The Taking of Peckham 123
- Only Living Boy in New Cross
- God, Saint Peter and the Guardian Angel
- Gas
- Airplane Food / Airplane Fast Food
- Pschyo Bill
- Twenty Four Minutes From Tulse Hill
- see all by Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine
Cheer Up, It Might Never Happen Video
Comments on Cheer Up, It Might Never Happen
Submit your thoughts
These comments are owned by whoever posted them. This lyrics site is not responsible for them in any way.
© to the lyrics most likely owned by either the publisher () or
the artist(s) (Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine) which produced the music or artwork. Details