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  • shawlarry 0 points

    Here's a hello from you friendly receptionist
    Welcome to Holiday Inn
    Do you need a broad or a good psychoanalyst
    Maybe a tonic and gin
    There's no Gideon Bible next to the bed
    Could you read the yellow pages instead
    Here is a kiss from your friendly receptionist
    Welcome to Holiday Inn

    Is the mattress to your liking?
    Is the blanket nice and warm?
    You can find the soap and towels in the john
    If you're restless Mr Ryan and you need a helping hand
    For a quarter turn the magic fingers on
    All through the night there's a friendly receptionist eager and ready to please
    If you're in need of some extra activities there are no charges or fees
    Don't be embarrassed
    Don't be afraid
    We're used to giving out travelers aid
    So here is a hug from your horny receptionist
    Welcome to Holiday Inn
    If you want a cup of coffee
    If you want a piece of danish
    I'll be ready
    I'll be waiting in the hall
    And regardless of the hour should you need a wake up call
    Call, call, call
    We've got people going in and out
    You know what I mean
    But you're the greatest looking transient I'e ever seen
    Here's a hello from your sexy receptionist
    One big hello from your red hot receptionist
    Welcome to Holiday Inn
    Mwah

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