David Cross
It's Not Funny Lyrics
Disc 1
- Certain Leaders In Government Look Or Act Like Certain Pop Culture References!
- Women, Please Rinse Off Your Vaginas And Anus!
- Women, Please Rinse Off Your Vagina and Anus!
- My Child Is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It...
- I’ve Taken a Popular Contemporary Pop Song and Changed the Lyrics to Comment on the Proliferation of Starbucks in My Neighborhood!
- Rapid Series Of Comical Noises!, A
- A Rapid Series of Comical Noises!
- Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little to Say in the Matter, Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant and Thus, Great Sources of Ridicule!
- My Immigrant Mom Talks Funny!
- My Child Is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Doesn’t Understand What It Just Said!
- When It Comes To Jews, Behavior One Might Perceive As Obnoxious And Annoying I Present As Quirky...
- Pandering To The Locals!
- When It Comes to Jews, Behavior One Might Perceive as Obnoxious and Annoying I Present as “Quirky” but It’s Okay to Joke About It Because I, Myself, Am Jewish!
- Although I Am In The Closet, That Won't Prevent Me From Getting Cheap Laughs At The Expense Of...
- Weathermen Have Become Somewhat Obsolete!
- Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little To Say In The Matter, Their Meager, Third Rate...
- Even Though I Am in the Closet, That Won’t Prevent Me From Getting Cheap Laughs at the Expense of Homosexuals!
- Weathermen Have Become, for the Most Part, Obsolete!
- When All Is Said And Done, I Am Lonely And Miserable And Barely Able To Mask My Contempt For The...
- When All Is Said and Done, I Am Lonely and Miserable and Barely Able to Mask My Contempt for the Audience as I Trot Out the Same Sorry Act I’ve Been Doing Since the Mid‐Eighties!