Del tha Funkee Homosapien Follow

Check it out
Uh, Del's back, go get ya life preserver
Aquaman with the flow you might get murdered
You get caught in the slipstream

When I was fifteen
I was ripping, you were shoplifting
My accent on rap is smashin'
Emcees be past tense

Didn't make the draft pick
Come get ya ass kicked
You awful and slothful
I'm Grease Lightning

Hit cha with shit that's uncalled for
Leave ya jaw broke
Tryna simulate
Gimme a break

You rhyme purely functional
Merely fills the gap
I'm a rhymin' mercenary
I'ma kill the track

My brainstorm 'cause a cloud bust
Bring forth a rhyme like childbirth
Style search

Somethin' you don't care about
I eviscerate your mental state
Into strips of steak
I'ma situate barbiturates to get you baked

Your feminine image is far from intimidating
'Cause my style you're imitating
That's as sin as Satan
Your corny insubordinate rhymes are like a porno flick

Prepare to Edgar Allan
And spread ya talent thick
You gotta problem with balancing
Ya equilibrium is givin' up

Ya symmetry is imagery
Your videos are pretty dope
Big budget, but my poetry you covet
Mega-destructive, you can't fuck with

I'm loony wit language
This art form is truly endangered
So I change it, never doing the same shit
I'll make a profit off of oxygen

Phenomenon wit no homonyms
Hit'em wit a sonic boom
Eradicate ya naniploom
Procure of insert a word wit hypodermic earnest

And leave ya burnin' like a furnace
Poetry protagonist, leave you havin' strict
Advocate of whatever I'm imagining
That's what's happening

Party-goers call me Yoda
I use my force with fortitude
Just sure to groove
And support my crew

Hiero, vital
Components in the lineage
Of Hip-Hop heritage
Where we go is limitless

Let's follow along with the rhyme y'all
I bet some of y'all get lost and can't find y'all
Just on a mission to let you know that I'm raw
With the Jaw Gymnastics verbals for your minds y'all

I'm the difference between Hanna Barbara
And Hanibal the Barbarian
The metal stiletto ghetto cesarean
Word carryin' clarion

My drum kicks got blood on a steel toe
Nasty like crud on a dildo
For real though
Bram bisque gets bust
And break a baller for his billfold

Better beware boy
Before the shoddy make ya body prostrate
Before they dope make ya eyes dilate
My rhymes'll gyrate, irate

Liquid spills covering nine states liftin' crime rates
Shiftin' earth plates, casual amongst the ranks of greats
Bitch niggaz get treated and took out like dates
They lightweights
Have dat ass beggin' for another day like Nate

Your hard
Boulevard facade'll get you scared
Get cha shit served preserved
Banned, canned and jarred

And labeled as a fable, ya unstable
My methods on the mic make money under the table
Pay-per-view Digital-TV, or Cable
By cell phone, via satellite, or right at cha label

Hell, you can even send an email
I rip that ass in 500K detail
Use a seashell
In an ocean of emotion
Periless notions of my delicate delivery devotion

Minimal effort make are shit sound phat
Delvon and Smash Boogie
We gets down like that

You know I grab the mic
And hit cha tit for tat
Delvon and Smash Boogie
We gets down like that

Let's follow along with the rhyme y'all
I bet some of y'all get lost and can't find y'all
Just on a mission to let you know that I'm raw
With the Jaw Gymnastics verbals for your minds y'all

Let's follow along with the rhyme y'all
I bet some of y'all get lost and can't find y'all
Just on a mission to let you know that I'm raw
With the Jaw Gymnastics verbals for your minds y'all

Check it out
Uh, Del's back, go get ya life preserver
Aquaman with the flow you might get murdered