Delbert McClinton Follow

She said, I've never seen you here before
Look like you're searching for something more
She said, I've got some friends, I think you'd like
Seemed like a good way to start the night

She said, keep your money, honey, it's all on me
She kept 'em coming 'til a half past three
Said, just leave your car, I'll give you a ride
She looked like she was just about to eat me alive

Expect the unexpected, the fun is so thrill
And you can bet that it always will
Sometime the truth can be so unkind
When you're looking for trouble, trouble's always easy to find

[Incomprehensible], she hitting on me
Said she had a sister that I needed to meet
About that time I thought we all had our mixture just right
Her big old boyfriend wanted to fight

Expect the unexpected, the fun is so thrill
And you can bet that it always will
Sometime the truth can be so unkind
When you're looking for trouble, trouble's always easy to find

Women and alcohol, dangerous mix
Too much of either one and you in a fix
I spend all night, down at the emergency
While they were patching up [Incomprehensible] from me

Now I didn't get the girl, I didn't even get drunk
He took me out with a surfing punch
Now I'm laying wondering was it all a dream?
Or oh, I think I hear myself [Incomprehensible]

Expect the unexpected, the fun is so thrill
And you can bet that it always will
Sometimes the truth can be so unkind
When you're looking for trouble, trouble's always easy to find