Eric Rockwell & Joanne Bogart Follow

Narrator:
(Spoken) The lights come up on a party at Abby's swank penthouse apartment. Abby appears at the top of a staircase... the audience applauds WILDLY, even though she hasn't done anything yet...

Mr. Jitters, Juney-Fae and William:
Thank God you're here Abby,
You're our dear Abby,
Your heart is made of pure gold lamé

Talk is cheap as dirt, but still you know
Your two cents is worth a million
Oh, Abby
Dear Abby
Don't ever go away!

Aunt Abby:
(Spoken) You know I always say, life-

Mr. Jitters, Juney-Fae and William:
We want you here (We want you here), Abby!
We're sincere (We're sincere), Abby!
Your TLC is A-OK ('Cause you're strictly SRO from A to Z)

Wow! It must be great to be you,
So stay right here where we can see you
Oh, Abby
Dear Abby
Don't ever go away!

Abby:
(Spoken) Yes, as I was saying, you know, life would be so sensational-

Mr. Jitters, Juney-Fae and William:
You stay right here, Abby
Is that clear, Abby?
Don't ever go away!

Juney-Fae:
(Spoken) Oh, Abby!

Abby:
(Spoken) Yes, Juney-Fae?

Juney-Fae:
(Spoken) I have a cold in my nose, a crick in my neck, and ribbons down my back... and I can't pay the rent! What do I do now?