Everybody Was in the French Resistance...Now Follow

When I'm at a crossroads, and I don't know what path I should take
I normally phone a couple of people before I make a mistake
You can be proud and headstrong, but it's probably best to check you're not about to go wrong
Got myself in a fix again, now I need all my friends
Sometimes they might get called late
As it takes a long time to procrastinate
"Hello, it's Eddie. There's some stuff I need help with
Can you advise me? I've made a list"

Sometimes, I'm not so wise
I make mistakes, I make them twice
I'm ready to admit, occasionally
I'm not the person who knows what's best for me

I should form some sort of committee of people to guide me through life safely
To help me navigate though all of my stupid mistakes
If I were stuck, I'd have no problem at all
Getting them together for a conference call
Singing "Let's have a vote, and come to a consensus"
Can you help me make some sense of this?

Sometimes, I'm not so wise
I've made mistakes, I've made them twice
I'm ready to admit, occasionally
I need to show a bit of humility

Sometimes, I'm not so wise
I've made mistakes, I've made them twice
I'm ready to admit, occasionally
I'm not the person who knows what's best for me

"What's the decision, Dyan?"
"I can't decide. I'm not qualified."

Let's have a vote, and come to a consensus
Can you help me make some sense of this?
Let's have a vote, and come to a consensus
Can you help me make some sense of this?

Sometimes, I'm not so wise
I make mistakes, I make them twice
I'm ready to admit, occasionally
I need to show a bit of humility

Sometimes, I'm not so wise
I've made mistakes, I've made them twice
I'm ready to admit, occasionally
I'm not the person who knows what's best for me