Evil Cowards Follow

Oh-ho
Oh-ho

Can you see what's in my bag,
Through the context and haziness of your laws,
Always searching for your red flag,
Before your uniform is just bandages and gauze,

One step behinds me,
And you're telling me to freeze,
Two steps behind me,
And it's please baby please,

Moving through security,
I'm picking out a mystery girlfriend,
She's full of impurities but I'm picking up the gamma rays she sends,
It's just insecurity,
It's just insecurity,
It's just insecurity,
Because I secretly want to be her,

Now will you raise the threat level,
Will every suit case turn into a dirty bomb,
No! You're just another white devil,
But you look so good and you bedevil with aplomb,

One step behind me,
And you're pulling me aside,
Two steps behind me,
And you spread me open wide,

Moving through security,
I never want this interrogation to end,
It's just insecurity,
It's just insecurity,
It's just insecurity,
Because I secretly want to be her,

I packed my bags myself,
I didn't accept any strange packages,
Run a fine, I don't mind,
Standing in your light,

Oh-oh oh-oh,
Now you're alerting your superiors,
You're doing everything to keep me off this bird,
If you examine my interiors,
You better be prepared to be at a lost for words,

One hand inside me,
Coming out the other end,
Two hands inside me,
And I'm making a new friend,

Moving through security,
I'm picking out a mystery girlfriend,
She moves with assurity,
And I never want this interrogation to end,
It's just insecurity,
It's just insecurity,
It's just insecurity,
It's just insecurity,
It's just insecurity,
Because I secretly want to be her,