Flight of the Conchords Follow

Loretta broke my heart in a letter
She told me she was leaving and her life would better
Joan broke it off over the phone
After the tone, she left me alone
Jen said she'd never, ever see me again
When I saw her again, she said it again
Jan met another man
Lisa got amnesia, just forgot who I am
Felicity, said there was no electricity
Emily, no chemistry
Fran ran, Bruce turned out to be a man
Flo had to go, I couldn't go with the flow
Carol Brown just took a bus out of town
But I'm hoping that you'll stick around

He doesn't cook or clean, he's not good boyfriend material
We can eat cereal!
He loses interest fast, his relationships never last
Shut up, girlfriends from the past!
He says he'll do one thing and then he goes and does another thing
Who organised all of my ex-girlfriends into a choir and got them to sing?
Who, who? Mmm, shut up
Shut up girlfriends from the past

Mimi will no longer see me
Britney, Britney hit me
Paula, Persephone, Stella and Stephanie
There must be fifty ways that lovers have left me
Carol Brown just took a bus out of town

Love is a delicate thing, it could just float away on the breeze
He said the same thing to me!
How can we ever know we've found the right person in this world?
He means he looks at other girls!
Love is a mystery, it does not follow a rule
This guy is a fool!
He'll always be a boy, he's a man who never grew up
I thought I told you to shut up

Mona, you told me you were in a coma
Tiffany, you said that you had an epiphany

Would you like a little cereal?
Who organised this choir of ex-girlfriends?
Was it you Carol Brown?
Was it you Carol Brown?

Carol Brown just took a bus out of town
But I'm hoping that you'll stick around