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Dinah-Moe Humm
(chorus) I couldn't see where she's coming from but I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm. She strolled on over say look
here bum I got a 40 dollar bill say you can't make me c*m.

You just can't do it

She made a bet with here sister who's a little bit dumb she could prove it anytime all men were scum.I don't mind that she
called me a bum but I knew right away she was really gonna c*m.

So I got down to it

I whipped off her Bloomers and I stiffened my thumb and applied rotation on her sugar plumb.

I poked and stroked till my wrist got numb but I still didn't here no Dinah-Moe Humm.Dinah-Moe Humm

Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe Humm where's this Dinah-Moe coming from and its been three hours and I ain't got a c*m
from the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe from the Dinah-Moe Humm.

Got a spot that gets me hot
Got a spot that gets me hot
Got a spot that gets me hot
and you aint been to it (no no no no no) got a spot that gets me hot but you ain't been to it (no no no no no) got a spot that that
makes me hot but you ain't been to it (nooooooooo) cuz I can't get in if I ever get out of it cuz I never give in if I ever get of it
and I never give in if I ever get out it.....

She looked over at me with some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area and she said get me wasted and
your half way there cuz if my minds tore up then my body don't care.I rub my chinny chin chin and said my my my, what sort
thing might this lady get high upon I checked out her sister who was holding the bed and wondered what kind of trip the young
lady was on.

The fourty dollar bill didn't matter nomore when her sister got naked and laid on the floor. She said Dynamo might win the bet, but she could use a little now if I wasn't done yet I told her "just b/c the sun holds a place in the sky a reason to
assume I wouldn't give her a try.
So I pulled on hair, got her legs in the air, and asked if she had any cooties in there. (waddaya mean cooties, no cooties on me) she was buns up kneelin, I was wheelin and dealin, she surrendered to the feelin and she started in the squealin.

Dinah-Moe watched from the edge of the bed with her lips just a twitchin and her face her gone red some drool rollin down
from the edge of her chin while she spyed the condition her sister was in she quivered and quaked and cluched her self while
her sister gave a joke about her mental health till Dinah-Moe finally did give in. But I told her all she really needed was some
discipline. Kiss my ora, Dora this real angora would yall like some mora right here on the floora and how bout' you fona, you
wanta (yes)

Emps I'm a chokin myself, ya know I'm gonna find me a horse, just bout this big and ride em up on the border line, em you like
horses.............did you say you want some more well here's some more....oh sure but do you think I can interest you in a pair
of zercon encrusted toyl tips...em tweezers..wait a minute let me steralyze it, give me your lighter

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Dinah-Moe and Dinah-Moe and some Dinah-Moe........