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Burn the Clock lyrics
[Verse 1]
A blowjob from your girlfriend is what I desire.
Cuz your girl has lips like Stephen Tyler.
DonÂt hate on me, cuz IÂm hotter than some spices.
Plus your girl is like Wal-mart.
Everyday. Low Prices.
Last night your girl kept me waiting.
While you were home alone, just masturbating.
Here Rufus, go fetch this stick.
Because I donÂt kill my dogs.
Like a certain Michael Vick.
I ate at BW3Âs, (Buffalo Wild Wings)
Now IÂm totally full.
They give you wings just like a Red Bull.
IÂm not like Lil Wayne bringin the lollipop.
IÂm more like Fiddy and I bring the whole candy shop.
My momma always told me not to talk to strangers.
Or the Jonas Brothers because,
They attract more eight year olds than the Power Rangers. (haha!)
You be lookin at little boys.
I think thatÂs whack son.
Bcuz you canÂt spell therapist. (the rapist)
Without Michael Jackson.
[Chorus]
This is my rap and itÂs about to blow your mind.
My name is Cody Freeland and IÂm one of a kind.
After this rap, IÂm gonna be huge.
Now letÂs go to verse number two.
[Verse 2]
ÂHey bitch, get me some food.Â
ThatÂs what IÂll tell her.
But she canÂt hear me just like Helen Keller.
Come here and let me see your hips shake, yo.
By the look of your facial hair,
YouÂre more juiced up than Jose Canseco.
Girl, you so ugly, youÂre never gonna marry.
But when you sing in the shower,
You sound better than Katy Perry. (which isnÂt saying much.)
You broke up with me cuz I was talking some smack.
But youÂre like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Baby, youÂll be back.
If you get in a fight,
You know IÂll defend ya.
Like Jesus cuz we all know he was a ninja.
Come tell me what you think about this ring.
ÂOoh, is it for me?Â
Girl, you be dreamin like Martin Luther King.
Think about this when youÂre playing with her crotch.
YouÂre gonna need a Jack LinkÂs condom,
Cuz youÂre messin with Sasquatch.
[Chorus]
This is my rap, and itÂs about to blow your mind.
My name is Cody Freeland and IÂm one of a kind.
You wish you could, but youÂll never be me.
Okay, now itÂs time for verse number three.
YouTube time!!!
[Verse 3]
I heard that Miley Cyrus was dead.
And that Britney Spears would sound better,
With a voice like Fred.
My dog got a ÂPiece of MeÂ.
I had to see my doctor.
Britney got herpes from blowing Chris Crocker! (ouch!)
Nigahiga is classic like an episode of ÂFamily GuyÂ.
By watching ÂHow to be GangsterÂ, I feel IÂm pretty fly.
My cat freakin bit my finger just like Charlie.
YouÂre so childish, you Tivo ÂiCarlyÂ.
I turn Fred off as soon as he says ÂHeyy.Â
Miley Cyrus has a deeper voice than TayZonday.
Sorry Dave Days, but youÂre still the best.
YouÂre just as big as HotForWords chest.
Bo Burnham is my idol just like Derek Jeter.
So is Ashley Tisdale, IÂd love to meet her.
SxePhil has his ÂDouche bag of the DayÂ
Today it goes to Michael Buckley for being extremely gay.
Are you listening to Esmee Denters? Oh my Gosh!
YouÂve gotta be kidding me. ItÂs just Smosh.
Girl, you almost as stupid as Miss Teen South Carolina.
And youÂre just as wide as Obama GirlÂs vagina.
[Chorus]
This is my rap, and it just blew your mind, because
My name is Cody Freeland and IÂm one of a kind.
Time to go now, I hope you had fun.
But IÂll see you later cuz this song is done.
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