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Get the news, the very latest news,
The news you'd never get from any other source, sir.

The Washington Post is my newspaper!
The Washington Post, the one to read,
The Washington Post is all you'll need.
The Washington Post is my view shaper,
The Washington Post, The Washington Post,
The Washington Post, The Post, The Post!

So if you're after the latest news,
The Washington Post will give you the most,
And if you're craving the latest views.
The Washington Post is the one to read, sir.

They've got the comics and the crossword puzzles, too.
They've got the help wanted pages and want ads there,
So if you think you'll ever find a better paper in the World
You better go to church and say a prayer (and say a prayer)

They've got photographers and correspondants, too,
They've got a big editorial staff as well,
So if you think you'll ever find a better paper in the World
My friend, then you can always go to Hell. You go to Hell!
You go to Hell! You go to Hell!
You go to Hell! You go to Hell!
You go to Hell! Then you can always go to Hell, sir!

You might be wondering about their Op-Ed page,
And if they'll print what you offer as timeless prose;
Well, it's agreed at least they'll read whatever screed
You've scribbled just before they tell you
"Stick it up your nose", yes, up your nose!
Yes, up your nose! yes, up your nose!
Yes, up your nose!Yes, up your nose!
Before they tell you "You should stick it up your nose, Sir!"

Reporters write their stories down by hand sometimes,
They use computers and typewriter keyboards too.
So, if you think you'll ever find a better paper anywhere
Then you can stuff it up your old wazoo.
Up your Wazoo! Hey!
(Copyright 2008 by Don Farrar)