Harpers Bizarre Follow

You put your right foot in, and you give it a spin
Sail across the floor
Then you start to move like a flat foot floozie
Sail around some more
Later on you're sittin' 'round the table shootin' the breeze
As the band begins to play
Get up, it's time to do your stuff
Hey, do the Society Strut, yeah

Ya-da, ya-da, ya-da, ya-da, ya-da, ya-da, ya-da, ya-da, ra-ta-da
Ya-da, ya-da, ya-da, ya-da, ya-da, ya-da, ya-da, ya-da, ra-ta-da
Ya-da, ya-da, ya-da, ya-da, ya-da, ya-da, ya-da, da-da, ooh
Ya-da, ya-da, ya-da, ya-da, ya-da, ya-da, ya-da
Ra-ra, pa-da, the Dr. and Mrs. Leslie May
Roo-roo, pa-doo, the Duke of Earl is on his way
And in the foyer waits the greatest mistake since the suffragette's relief
Well, it's Rosalie Bray and her girlfriend, Lady Astor
Ya-da, ta-da

Put your right foot in, and you give it a spin
Sail across the floor (Sail across the floor)
You get a bit too shady with a well-fed lady
Sail around some more (Sail around some more)
Over to the table where you meet the rich and elite
As the band begins to play (To play)
Get up, it's time to do your stuff
Hey, do the Society Strut

Yeah, do the Society Strut
Yeah, do the Society Strut