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I Hate Christmas lyrics
I hate Christmas, Christmas in Hollywood. No one gives you fruit cakes, there's no carolers in the yard, the only fruit cakes I've seen are on Sunset Boulevard.
I hate Christmas stuck out here in Tinsel Town. Forget about White Christmas cause here it never snows except the real expensive kind those cooks put up their nose. What happened to the Christmas I knew when I was young, we'd search the woods and cut down our own tree. Everyone would smile when you pass them on the street, here a stranger drives by and shoots you in the knee.
Merry Christmas morons! As for Hanakkah ha I don't care. And you Athias your idiots, seriously. Have a nice day!
I hate Christmas, Christmas in Hollywood. No one gives you fruit cakes, there's no carolers in the yard, the only fruit cakes I've seen are on Sunset Boulevard.
I hate Christmas stuck out here in Tinsel Town. Forget about White Christmas cause here it never snows except the real expensive kind those cooks put up their nose. What happened to the Christmas I knew when I was young, we'd search the woods and cut down our own tree. Everyone would smile when you pass them on the street, here a stranger drives by and shoots you in the knee.
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- Track 4 on Don't Come Home for Christmas
- 3 Santa Is A Redneck
- 5 Song For Jeff
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