Jill Sobule Follow

Mary Kay, she's got it bad
Thinks no one understands
You can't keep a good man down
You can't stop when loves around

You can't close your lonely eyes
Though he's way too young to drive
But he's old enough to please you

Love-me-nots and daisies, Mary Kay
Spin the bottle crazy, Mary Kay

Little John Doe's got it bad
When he first walked in her class
He never had a crush like this
Except for Susie's mother

She wasn't like the other girls
In their stuck up silly world
He's never seen someone so beautiful

Second base and better, Mary Kay
In her soft blue sweater, Mary Kay, Mary Kay
Under the bleachers, deeper and deeper
Oh teacher

Mary Kay was on the run
With the father of her son
She didn't know she was a star
As she was steaming up the car

Now in your orange jail jumpsuit
I wish the best for you
You were in my heart and living room

Seven years and counting, Mary Kay
And all the inmates wanting Mary Kay
Second base and better, Mary Kay
Where's the soft blue sweater, Mary Kay

Love-me-nots and daisies, Mary Kay
Spin the bottle crazy, Mary Kay
Love can be amazing, Mary Kay