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Second Booke Of Songs: XVII. A Shepherd In A Shade lyrics
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A second helping of cake
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Verse:
Jake came home early from work one day
He sat in the car and there he finished his parfait
He thought that coming home would be boring
He never thought he'd come in to find Jon scoring
Chorus:
When Jake walked in, he almost flipped
Jon was on the couch with pants unzipped
What Jake was thinking, he couldn't say
Maybe he was wishing Laura were gay
Verse:
Everywhere that Jake goes there's one thing he sees
It's the memory of his sister down between Jon's knees
After he came in, Jake felt so sick
Because he had walked in on Laura sucking on Jon's dick
Chorus:
Carefully Laura lifted her head from Jon's cock
Her mouth was open and her eyes were wide with shock
Jake felt that his eyes were going to burn
But you've got to wonder what Laura got in return
Verse:
Jake ran out the door, he had to jet
It reminded him of lonely nights watching Hamlet
At that very moment he wished he had not been born
This looked like a scene from his parents' porn
Chorus:
Jake had the image forever in his head
He thought about it every night in bed
Jake never wants to sit on that couch anymore
It reminds him that Laura is a whore
Verse:
Jake was so scarred that he couldn't eat
After walking in on Laura helping Jon beat
Things now are awkward between Laura and Jake
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