Kool Keith Follow

And you see some corny guy
Standin' there with a clipboard
You know you in a fake area, a phony area
A real fake plastic place

Where people are lookin' for different people
They lookin' for stars, they tryin' to be a star
They didn't make it yet in Hollywood
They tryin' to get they life together
They goin' through a lot of strange things

In the sauna, with girls from Nevada
Al Bury-U he's wearin' Don Dada
You wear the product, girls frontin' don't bother
Cause kids giggle, your head's shaped like a pickle

Designer glasses, your belly pierced with flat asses
Video freak, givin' it all to the masses
Lookin' around, dumb
We all in here, you the wrong doer, the party screwer

Celebrity searcher, you go 'head and sip on Kahlua
Autograph signer, fake ID you's a minor
In a fake eclectic club with a guy with a clipboard
Hold yours

Yo, them big shades look ugly on you, I see the flaws
Think you know how to dance, women with Kangols
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday
All y'all up in here Friday with the same pants

You're wearin' Boutiques
Look at ya, I see you here every week

Y'all wearin' the same pants, doin' the same dance
Y'all wearin' the same pants, doin' the same dance
Y'all wearin' the same pants, doin' the same dance

I know I'm gon' catch me some brothers up in here tonight
I just left the new Millenium on Crenshaw
Yeah, you know the two time Hoodie Award winner
Taurus she will make you unbelievable

Her business cards is platinum
I'm waitin' to go see Miss Hoe Kim
She say you need nail file, you need pedicure
Special price for you

Now why you tryin' to act like a dime piece when you know you a 2
Baby I'd rather see you lookin' up girl from under my shoe
Like a baboon, funny lookin', did you escape from the zoo
I see you in the front of the club wearin' your fake gator suit

Chickenhead, actin' silly, saditty attitude too
I can't believe you still think you pretty, resemble Abu
I don't care if Robert Horry bite yo' skirt and yo' suit
You can't get a Happy Meal from me with yo' breath smellin' like poo

I repute your ugly face, erase your memory from mine
Fake designer clothes, fake nails and your fake eyes

'Cause girl, you so fake
You a Hollywood plastic girl
Girl, you so fake
You a Hollywood plastic girl

You's a phony, stop lookin' at me
You's a phony, stop lookin' at me
You's a phony, stop lookin' at me
Stop lookin' at me, your fake hair and nails

And you see some corny guy
Standin' there with a clipboard