Kool Keith Follow

Yeah, Kool Keith
Oh yeah

Girl, you know my name in all directions
The way I feel about you
Honey, can take that secret advice from me
The way I think about you and what you do

Executive upstairs, I deal with the same list
Broke people love MTV Cribs
Chewin' a dollar fifty slice of pizza
A minor rapper dissin' they low income lifestyle that's rich

Fans that work at buck forty jobs, braidin' hair on the week
And they can't afford hygiene products and cotton swabs
Fantasizin' what it's like to sip champagne
Quarter juice figures, livin' through another monkey's fame

Get my name straight, you should be ashamed
Layaway plan action, get ready for concerts you can't afford
Struggle to buy that ring, another impostor
Diamond wannabe like necklace girl on the pre-paid
Cell phone with a fake gold chain
Caught up in illusion, fakin' like a mother sucker

Girl, you know my name in all directions
The way I feel about you
Honey, can take that secret advice from me
The way I think about you and what you do

Oh my god, another Chrysler with the Hemi
To boost the ego, let that car be itself
You can't turn it into a Rolls Royce Bentley
Over stingy, makin' you spend gently

Women hover
Is that leather goose down to rubber?
I'm a investigate the fella

Nobody want they coat to get wet
Step under the umbrella
Is the Rolex real? What'chu gon' tell her
With them cheap suits you bought from Portabella?

600 pounds with five stomachs, big baller
In the leased Escalade painted vanilla
TV's in the headrest with 36 White Castle hamburgers
He can't digest, caught up in illusion, fake like a mother sucker

Girl, you know my name in all directions
The way I feel about you
Honey, can take that secret advice from me
The way I think about you and what you do

Everybody's turnin' groupie
Guys fight the girls to get in first
I hate to see a dude with a baseball cap jump the line
To get in the club like they carry a purse

Get to the front with no money
Turn around quick, they be the worst
The latest schedule, process material
Love to listen to the caviar and sushi rhymes

But just had a bowl of Frosted Flakes cereal
Songs that make you imagine you live imperial
The problem is the poor watch the many extravagant videos
Facin' the most highest celebrities livin' on they lows

There's no turf and you ain't plush flossin'
K-Mart is the new place
Your mom used to go to Woolworth
Caught up in illusion, fake like a mother sucker

Yeah, Kool Keith
Oh yeah