Lily Allen Follow

Alright so this is a song about anyone, it could be anyone.

You're just doing your own thing and some one comes out the blue,

They're like,

"Alright, what ya sayin"

"Yeah can I take your digits?"

And you're like, "no not in a million years, you're nasty

please leave me alone."

Cut to the pub on a lads night out,

Man at the bar cos it was his shout,

Clocks this bird and she looks ok,

She caught him looking and she walks his way,

"alright darlin, you gonna buy us a drink then?"

"err no, but I was thinking about buying one for your friend..."

She's got no taste hand on his waste, tries to pull away but her lips on his

face,

"if you insist I'll have a white wine spritzer"

"sorry love, but you ain't a pretty picture."

Chorus

Can't knock em out, can't walk away,

Try desperately to think of the politest way to say,

Just get out my face, just leave me alone,

And no you can't have me number,

"why?"

Because I've lost my phone.

Oh yeah, actually yeah I'm pregnant, yeah I'm having a baby in like 6 months so no,

yeah, yeah...

"I recognise this guys way of thinking"

As he comes over her face starts sinking,

She's like,

"oh here we go.."

It's a routine check that she already knows, she's thinking they're all the

same.

"yeah you alright baby? You look alright still, yeah what's your name?"

She looks in her bag, takes out a fag, tries to get away from the guy on a blag,

can't find a light,

"here use mine"

"see the thing is I really don't have the time."

Chorus

Go away now, let me go,

Are you stupid? Or just a little slow? Please Fuck Off

Go away now I've made myself clear,

Nah it's not gonna happen,

Not in a a million years,

Chorus

Err actuall I'm gettin married next week - no seriously.

nah I've gotta go cos my house is on fire,i've got herpes, err no syphilis, err, aids, yeah i got aids, and i forgot my vagisil