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(Host)Welcome back to the program. For those of you just joining us, our guest today is scientist-turned-gangsta-rapper Professor Stephen “MC” Hawking.

(MC Hawking)Yo, what up.

(Host)Professor, some people have described your music as violent, offensive, and contributing directly to a moral apocalypse in Western Culture.

(MC Hawking)They just playa hating.

(Host)I see. If I may, in the song “All My Shootings Be Drivebys”, you say,
“The streets sketched out in the full moonlight
MIT punks dying left and right
There’s nowhere to run, don’t even try
Because all of my shootings be drivebys”

(MC Hawking)I’m just talking about my experiences, know what I’m sayin?

(MC Hawking)Fo shizzy my nizzy.

(Host)Then are you saying you gunned down a group of MIT students on a street corner?

(MC Hawking)I don’t know nothing about that.

(Host)Because there was in fact a very similar shooting to the one you described, that took place in Boston on March 16th, 1997, just a few months before that song was released.

(MC Hawking)Yeah, well, I was in England at the time.

(Host)Uh, I see, it’s just tha…

(MC Hawking)Something wrong with your ears, mothefucker? I said I don’t know shit about that. Next question!