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Sandwich Commandments - The Doilies lyrics
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Michael, Row The Boat Ashore
Michael, row the boat ashore
Hallelujah!
Michael, row the boat ashore
Hallelujah!
Sister, help to trim the sail
Hallelujah!
Sister, help to trim the sail
Hallelujah!
Jordan River is deep and wide
Hallelujah!
Chills the body too the soul
Hallelujah!
Jordan River is deep and wide
Hallelujah!
Milk and honey on the other side
Hallelujah!
I have heard the good news too
Hallelujah!
I have been born a new
Hallelujah!
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Wow... not sure what the hell is wrong with this goofy-ass site, but the captcha test just rejects everything. The real lyrics are:
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The first commandment of making a sandwich
Bread is king
You see because
Without bread
We who make sandwich are nothing
Because bread is to sandwich
What song is to band
Bread is to sandwich
What foot is to shoe
Bread is to sandwich
What love is to life
Bread is king
OH YEAH HAH AOO
Commandment number two
Mustard goes with everything
Mustard goes with everything
If you have two pieces of bread
Mustard
And anything else
You have a delicious sandwich
Examples
Bread
Chicken cutlet
Mustard
You have a delicious sandwich
Let's make it a little bit more challenging
Bread
Corn on the cob
Mustard
You have a delicious sandwich
Bread
Box of pencils
Mustard
You have a delicious sandwich
Bread
One kind of mustard
Another kind of mustard
You have a delicious sandwich
And if anyone tells you
That the same thing is true of mayonnaise
You tell that person that they're a liar
A fink
And a fucking asshole
Because mustard goes with everything
WAOO OOH YEAH OOH YEAH
Number three
Nothing's off limits, everything's in play
When making a sandwich, you have to be willing to improvise
We don't have the luxury of a well-stocked pantry
We have to make due with what we have
Let me ask you a question
Does grapefruit go with baloney?
Yes
Nothing's off limits
Everything's in play
Does pesto taste good on top of cereal?
Yes
Nothing's off limits
I'm making a sandwich here
If you want a five star meal then go to a five star restaurant
But I'm hungry
It's two in the morning
And I'm too lazy to go down to the corner deli
I have a box of yellow raisins
Two mismatched pieces of bread
Half a grapefruit
A slice of baloney
A bag of Twizzlers
A piece of ham
Four sticks of gum
A number two pencil
A jar of mustard
And I'm making a fucking sandwich
Nothing's off limits
Everything is in play
Number four
Toast it
Toast it
Number five
Uhhaaah yeah uh come on come on mmmhmmm
Pickle.
Sup pickle?
I said what's up pickle?
Pickle? Pickle pickle pickle?
OH YEAH AOO OOH YEAH
Number six.
When I said that nothing is off limits and that everything is in play,
I was not referring to sun dried tomatoes.
Sun dried tomatoes are the enemy of a sandwich.
WAOO OOH YEAH OOH YEAH
It's not a sandwich anymore
It's a piece of shit
So if you want to eat shit then be my guest
But let me tell you something bub
I'm hungry
Yeah
It's four in the morning
I'm watching Court TV
And I need something to eat
And I don't want to eat shit
I want to eat a sandwich
You fucking asshole
Sun dried tomatoes are bullshit
OH YEAH AOO OOH YEAH
Why do you test me, huh?
Why do you test me like this?
Do you think this is a fucking joke?
When I tell you that sun dried tomatoes are bullshit
You think I'm joking?
You fucking dick
I'll kill you
I will kill you
OH YEAH, WOO
Commandment number seven
Missing link
Let's take a step back
You've made your sandwich
You've taken a bite
But something's missing
What's missing?
What is the missing link?
And be critical
Ask questions of your sandwich
Raise the bar
Settle for nothing less than perfect
Because it's within your grasp
You fucking asshole
Because your sandwich is your life
Don't throw it away
Don't sell it short
Don't fuckin' one slice of cheese suck it fuck it no
This is your life we're talking about
You only live once friend
So find the missing link
What's holding you back from your sandwich, huh?
What is blocking you from your sandwich kid? Huh?
What's keeping you from creating something that will last forever?
Your sandwich will last an eternity
Number nine
Have fun
Yeah
Have fun
Have fun making your sandwich
Do you hear me?
Have fun
AOO OOH YEAH
Number ten
The end
Do not fear the end
Because the end is life