Monochrome Set Follow

Don't ski naked down Mt. Everest
With lillies up your nose
Don't punt up the Ganges in a vest
And holler 'Thar she blows'

Don't fish for tunny in meat madras
With blotting pads as bait
Don't converse with shrimps of higher class
About the church and state

I'd play hoop-la with Saturn's rings
I'd tie a knot in Erroll Flynn's
Sing, yi yi yip, yip yipee yay
For you

Don't dance the polka in a dhoti
And whistle the Rite of Spring
Don't recite Hamlet's soliloquy
With munching onion rings

Don't play a stickleback in a field
On St. Augustine's Day
Don't sharpen your sword and beat your sheild
And somersault up a brae

I'd juggle with jupiter's moons
I'd flatten the sahara's dunes
Sing, yi yi yip, yip yipee yoon

Don't build a pyramid on a pole
With Frosties packets and glue
Don't serve rubber bullets in bowl
And call it Irish stew

Don't change all the water into wine
And walk on the dead sea
Never sing the song of the Golden Rhine
With an augmented flea

I'd make the world in seven days
I'd pasteurize the Milky Way
Sing, yi yi yip, yip yipee yay

I'd play hoop-la with Saturn's rings
I'd tie a knot in Erroll Flynn's
Sing, yi yi yip, yip yipee ying

I'd juggle with jupiter's moons
I'd flaten the sahara's dunes
Sing, yi yi yip, yip yipee yoon

I'd kick Mars into a black hole
I'd spread plum jam on Denning's rolls
Sing, yi yi yip, yip yipee yum

Mush a ding, toodle eye-ay
Tara diddle dyno day
Yi yi yip, yip yipee yay