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So what else I say the word retarded a lot its one of my favorite words, retarded. And uh I don’t know why I went to school I say like 5 words. I literally just wasted all that time I literally say like 5 words I say dude, whatever, fuck, retarded, and gay like 10,000 times a day. It’s like so lazy but I always say the word retarded, I never think that its offensive but like people get offended by it. Like I had a woman yell at me after one of my shows, true story, this older woman comes up to me livid, livid she comes up she’s like excuse me, excuse me, excuse me! I was like what?? She’s like you said that word retarded a lot while you were on stage tonight and I want you to know that that is very offensive to me because my son is retarded. I was like alright well you just called your son retarded so you’re a whore! I mean am I right? Your shits weak! Your shits weak! Your shiiiits weak! No I didn’t say that to her that would have been the boldest move ever if I did that. But then she goes, and I’ve heard this before I don’t know if you’re heard this she goes, if you have to say that word, if you have to, just say mentally challenged instead just say that things are mentally challenged just say that, instead. I’m like yeah OK that’s retarded. Like that sounds worse that doesn’t sound better. If I’m like yeah I saw that movie it was totally mentally challenged, it was mentally challenged like that sounds terrible.