Princess Superstar Follow

(Kirschner)by Princess Superstar O95 ps I love you, BMIWoke up one morning I was really depressedThat kinda day when gettin dressedIs like the hardest fuckin thing that you could ever imagineSuckin hard yeah I was cold traginSo I tried to make myself feel betterCalled up my friend Kim and then I met herCuz she always makes me feel just a little bit strongerAnd I needed advice, wonder if I was wrong forSplittin with my baby it was almost two yearsWhich is a lot you know in dog years!But anyway, I wrote enough songs about him in our daySo I'm gonna stop now and put it away in the back of my brainAnd tell you bout the other shit I have to complain about that dayPicked up the guitar tried to playCouldn't get past the chord AAnd E and C and fuc kit was boringAll of a sudden there's a knock at the door and it was my old neighborWho wakes me up every mornin 7:30 amRidin her exercycle blastin Lite FMBut she tells me I gotta keep it downI give up, I'm so downI hate where I be livin on Clinton StreetThe other day I saw a dead guy lyin under a sheetAnd these 14 year old pushers tryin to sell me dopeAnd the fuckin salsa music I can't even copeI used to really love livin on the Lower East SideBut when I walk down the street, "Yo Pussy need a ride?"Is what I hear from every mac muthafucker givin hasslesYo Punk I ain't a stripper, you see some tassles?Crawlin all over the apartment are cockroaches and mothsAnd my ex-boyfriend says I act like David Lee RothAll these record labels calling but they don't produce the cashYo boy shave that goatee and uh then call me backI'm working 2 different jobs and I'm always fuckin brokeEatin tofu everyday and uh maybe a cokeFeelin down feelin bad feelin slow like a turtleC'mon get me off the mike because I'm frontin like Urkel!