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Cuntry Boner lyrics
Maynard:
Fucked Dolly Parton
Fucked Loretta Lynn
Fucked Barbara Mandrell
And fucked all of her kin
I've fucked Danny Pearl
I fucked Elvis Presley's little girl
I fucked the Judds
Paz: You fucked the Judds?
Maynard: Hell yeah!
(Chorus)
My cuntry boner, it won't go down
Maynard & Paz:
It won't go down, it won't go down
My cuntry boner won't go down
My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My cuntry boner, it won't go down
(Chorus)
Paz:
I fucked Willie Nelson
I fucked him deep inside
I fucked Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died
I fucked Dwight Yoakum
Maynard: Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered as she poked him
Paz: I fucked the Judds!
Maynard: You fucked the Judds?
(Chorus)
Group... sex (x3)
Our cuntry boners, they won't go down
Fucked Alabama
Fucked the Oak Ridge Boys
Fucked Randy Travis with a 12-inch plastic toy
I fucked the cast of Hee-Haw
I fucked Glen Campbell, fucked him on a see-saw
Kenny Rogers thought it crass
When I fucked his big white ass
I can't help it....
(Chorus)
Part of these releases
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- Track 1 on Cuntry Boner
- 2 World Up My Ass
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- Track 5 on "V" Is for Viagra: The Remixes
- 4 Sour Grapes
- 6 Drunk With Power
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