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I was a fat guy
I was a big fat guy
I was a fat guy
Its no wonder I stayed inside

This is nothing to kick dirt on if you're thin you get your flirt on when you're fat you make love with your shirt on I'm dying to hide yellow inside you can't hurt me I'm already beating myself up at two thirty. I can miss some lunch switch from Captain Crunch to Wheaties being at such high risk for diabetes. If the fantasy in my head could see the day I would jump around in front of my ex and say:

I was a fat guy
I was a big fat guy
I was a fat guy
And now I'm truly alive!
I was a fat guy
Why was I so ugly inside?
I was a fat guy
I'm so happy I could just die!

I just wanted to lose some weight you know and drop a couple of lbs and maybe drop a few pant sizes get the fat that's hanging around my heart and clean out my arteries. I remember I was watching Fight Club with my ex-girlfriend and the part came up where he had bitch-tits and she laughed and I had bitch-tits so that means she was really laughing at me. I was just tired of feeling like shit you know I figured if I lost the weight I might not feel like shit anymore but guess what I still feel like shit. They say you are what you eat that means I went from shit to a vegetable and the worst part about is I was happier when I was fat and on drugs. I went from fantasizing about women to fantasizing about food I can't eat anymore.

I was a fat guy