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Well I'm groin' to the hardware store
I'm gonna buy you a really big hammer
Girly won't you pull these nails out of my heart?

And I'm goin' to the sporting goods store
And I'm gonna buy you a really heavy baseball bat
Girly won't you knock these thoughts out of my head?

Beat me till I'm black and blue
And I'm hangin' by a thread
And I can get back up
And we could do it all over again

Well I'm goin' to the liquor store
And I'm gonna buy you a really big bottle
Girly won't you pour some light into my life?

Then I'm goin' to the firearms store
I'm gonna buy you a really pretty hand gun
Girly won't you blow these mess out of my mind?
My, my, my, my, my mind?

Beat me till I'm black and blue
And I'm very nearly dead

And we could do it all over again
It all over again, it all over again
It all over again, yeah yeah yeah

First verse is the same as the first

Well I'm goin' to the hardware store
And I'm gonna buy you a really big hammer
Girly won't you pull these nails out of my heart

And I'm goin' to the sporting goods store
I'm gonna buy the biggest louieville slugger they got down there
Then I'm gonna bla bla bla on the floor
Until' you know what to do with it right?

Beat me till I'm black and blue
And and my body's bloddy red
And I can get back up
And we'll do it all over again
It all over again, all over again
It all over again, yeah yeah yeah yeah

Well I'm groin' to the hardware store
I'm gonna buy you a really big hammer
Girly won't you pull these nails out of my heart?