Reggie and the Full Effect Follow

Albany, New York, Knickerbocker Arena
January 19th, 1992
Hands down, best royal rumble in the history
Nature Boy Rick Flair takes care of
(Are you still talking about that royal rumble?)
Fuck yes I am! Whoo!

All you little motherfuckers better recognize
Floppy Disko's in charge
Super badass he tippin out classy
Makin all the ladies go large
Don't talk to me about all the stupid bullshit you watch on tv
I punched a cop at a traffic stop, and didn't call it reality
Well I smell bacon, something must be shakin
Where you gonna put those leaves you're rakin?
Why you fakin? You remember breakin?
Yeah I remember breakin (No you don't)
Nos and yeses
Lucky guesses
How you gonna smoke in those fancy dresses?
Sky is hazy
Feelin lazy
Smokin PCP might make me crazy!

(Hey did you just say that you smoked PCP?)
What?
(Did you just say you smoked PCP?)
No I never smoked it, I saw somebody on tv smoke it
It's like the same fucking thing

The fuck was that?

Girls from the burbs who sittin on curbs
Asking me to buy them beer
Lookin for trouble
Found it on the double
Will you tell me when the coast is clear?
Ladies in the city
Acting all shitty
Thinkin that they're better than me
Well you can be on top until we flip-flop
And you see what I want you to see, word

I can't give you everything
And I'm not even gonna try
I'm gonna run away
Gonna run away
Gonna run away and hide

Ok, hands up, who wants another drink?
Ok, hands up, who neeeeeds another drink?
(Chicken chicken chicken chicken)

Look at that hot mess
Tryin to wear a tight dress
Why you tryin towalk in heels?
Better get your eyes checked
Dissin on a train wreck
Takin her home for realllll
Go Floppy Disko breakin out the Crisco
What you gonna bake today?
It's warm and juicy, super nice and loosey
Makin all the ladies say

I can't give you everything
And I'm not even gonna try
I'm gonna run away
Gonna run away
I'm gonna run away and hide
And I won't give you any flowers
Unless they already died
And if you want all this
I'm glad you caught the chance [?]
And here's your kiss goodbye
La la la la la la
la la la la la la
la la la la la la
Yeah we all can go to hell
La la la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la
Yeah we all can go to hell