Robbie Williams Follow

Hello. Did you miss me?

I know I'm hard to resist

Y'all can come and help me

Pick the sweet corn out of this

It's hard to be humble

When you're so fuckin' big

Did you ever meet a sexier

Male chauvenist pig?

I'm gonna milk you 'til I turn it into cheese

So tell your babes in arms and O.A.P's

come take a piece of me

If you drop me

I'll fall to pieces on ya

If you don't see me

I don't exist

It's nice to meet you

Now let me go and wash my hands

'Cause you just met

The world's most handsome man

The world's most handsome man

Y'all know who I am

I'm still the boy next door

That's if you're Lord Litchfield and I'm Roger Moore

Have I gone up in the world

Or has the world gone down on me?

I'm the one who put the Brits in celebrity

Give in and love it

What's the point in hating me

You can't argue with popularity

Well, you could, but you'd be wrong

If you drop me

I'll fall to pieces on ya

If you don't need me

I don't exist

You voted for me

Now let me see a show of hands

Here before you stands

Can you make me laugh and sign this autograph

Though it's not for me

Clip and grin, shake and frame, name and shame

Then I'm outta here

It's not very complicated

I'm just young and overrated

Please don't drop me

I'll fall to pieces on ya

If you don't see me

I don't exist

It's nice to meet you

Now let me go and wash my hands

Here before you stands

If you drop me

I'll fall to pieces on ya

If you don't need me

I don't exist

It's nice to meet you

Now let me see a show of hands

'Cause you just met

The world's most handsome man

The world's most handsome man

The world's most handsome man

The world's most handsome man