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Hand For The Hog lyrics
Well, I always heard but I ain't too sure
That a man's best friend is a mangy cur
I kinda favor the hog myself
How 'bout a hand for the hog
Ya say, a hog ain't nothin but a porky thing
Little forked feet with a nosy ring
Pickle them feet folks
How 'bout a hand for the hog
If you took a notion I'll bet
A good hog would make a hell of a pet
You could teach him to ride and hunt
You could clean him up and let him sit up front
In the scheme of things the way things go
You might get bit by the old Fido
But not by that gentle porker friend.
How 'bout a hand for the hog
A feller and a hog had a comedy act
The feller was terrible as a matter of fact
That hog was a funny sucker, though
How 'bout a hand for the hog
If you took a notion I bet
You could teach a hog to smoke a cigarette
Well, it might take a little bit of time
But hell, what's time to a hog?
Well, the way I see it it looks like this
Either you ain't, or either you is
A true blue lover of the swine, folks
How 'bout a hand for the hog
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