Screeching Weasel Follow

Oh, Melanie, you know you're my sweetie
And you know I only wish you all the best

But just wait a minute, while I try to begin it
'Cause I just need to get this off my chest

It sounds so incessant when you get possessive
And I can't help but act a little gruff

But it's okay, it's just my way
Of saying I love you so much

Oh, Evette, you're my favorite brunette
But I can't give you everything you want

I wouldn't ignore you, you know I adore you
But I just can't be everywhere at once

I know it's upsetting, I know it Evette,
Oh, and I've just go so much I have to do

But don't be sad, it's not so bad
And don't forget that I love you

'Cause I've got no reason to lie
I have no little want to find out what you're telling me
I've got no reason to lie
Won't you try to keep in mind I'm not your enemy

'Cause I've got no reason to lie
I have no little want to find out what you're telling me
I've got no reason to lie
Won't you try to keep in mind I'm not your enemy

I've got no reason to lie
I have no little want to find out what you're telling me
I've got no reason to lie
Won't you try to keep in mind I'm not your enemy

Listen now ladies, I'm trying to say
That I don't want to fight over you