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Dog and Pony Show lyrics

If I could walk, I'd be a miner.
If I could talk, I'd be a preacher.

If I was a preacher,
Tell you what: I'd save a million souls - even you.
If I was a miner,
Tell you what: I'd be a damn good one.

Guess they thought it was
A pretty good joke...
Got us all worked up...
And left us naked out here in the sun.

But who could say it's sad?

Just because of my hand,
Just because of my shriveled little hand...
I could be a baseball player.

Doesn't surprise me now,
Even though we had a map,
Took three days to find...
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Taylor from Pizmo...

At the dog and pony show

If I could walk, I'd be a miner.
If I could talk, I'd be a preacher.

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