Slick Rick Follow

Okay, party people, in the house
This is something you never witnessed before
Yes, it's the incredible Doug E. Fresh
With his partner, the grand wizard MC, Ricky D

D and that's me in the place to be
We goin' to do it for '85, kick it live, alright?
'Cuz you know, you're all sick of all these crap rappers
Biting their rhymes because of they're back steppers

But when it comes to me and my man Doug Fresh here
There is no competition 'cause we are the best, yeah
But as impress, which we approve
And yeah, we realize that we are on the move
So listen closely so y'all don't miss
As we go a little something like this, hit it

La-di-da-di
La-di-da-di
La-di, da-di
Yo, peep this

La-di-da-di, we like to party
We don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody
We're, just some men that's on the mic
And when we rock upon the mic we rock the mic right

For all of y'all, keep y'all in health
Just to see you smile and enjoy yourself
'Cause it's cool when you cause a cozy conditioning
Which we create, 'cause that's our mission

So listen close to what we say
Because this type of shit happens everyday
I woke up around ten o'clock in the morning
I gave myself a stretch up, a morning yawn

Went to the bathroom to wash up
Put some soap on my face and my hand upon a cup, said
"Mirror mirror on the wall
Who is the top choice of them all?"

There was a rumble tumble, five minutes it lasted
The mirror said, "You are you conceited bastard"
Well, that true, that why we never had no beef
Then I washed off the soap and brushed the gold teeth

Used 'Oil of Olay', cause my skin gets pale
And then I grabbed the file for my finger nails
I'm true to the style on my behalf
I put the bubbles in the tub so I could take a bubble bath

Clean, dry, was my, body and hair
I threw on my brand new Gucci underwear
For all the girls I might take home
I got the Johnson's Baby Powder and the Polo Cologne

Fresh dress, like a million bucks
Put on the Bally shoes and the fly green socks
Stepped out the house stopped short, oh no
Went back in I forgot my Kangol

Then I dilly, dally, I ran through the alley
I bumped into this homegirl named Sally from the Valley
This was a girl playing hard to get
So I said "What's wrong?", 'cause she looked upset

She said uh, "It's all because of you, I'm feeling sad and blue
You went away and now my life is filled with rainy days
I love you so, how much you'll never know
'Cause you took your love away from me"

Now what was I to do
She was crying over me and she was feeling blue
I said, "Don't cry, dry, your eyes
Here comes your mother with those two little guys"

Her mean mother steps and says to me hi
Hit Sally in the face and decked vi her in the eye
Punched her in the belly and stepped on her feet
Slammed the child on the hard concrete

The bitch was strong, the kids was gone
Something was wrong I said what was going on?
I tried to break it up I said, "Stop it, leave her"
She said, "If I can't have you she can't either"

She grabbed me closely by my socks
So I broke the hell out like I had the chicken pox
But uh, she gave chase, she caught up quick
She put a finger in the face of MC Rick and said

"Why don't you give me some play?
And we can go cruising in my old Jag
And if you give me that okay
I'll give you all my love today"

"Ricky Ricky Ricky, can't you see
Somehow your words just hypnotize me
And I just love your jazzy ways
So MC Rick my love is here to stay"

And on and on and on she kept on
The bitch been around before my mother's born
I said, "Cheer up" I gave her a kiss
I said, "You can't have me I'm too young for you miss"

She said, "No you're not", then she starts crying
I says, "I'm nineteen", she says, "Stop lying"
I said, "I am, go ask my mother
And with your wrinkled pussy, I can't be your lover"

To the heart tick tock, you don't stop
To the heart tick tock, you don't quit, hit it
Don't ever forget, Doug E. Fresh and MC Ricky D