Statler Brothers Follow

Saturday morning serials chapters 1 through 15
Fly paper, penny loafers, Lucky Strike Green
Flat tops, sock hops, Studebaker, Pepsi Please
Ahh, do you remember these?

Cigar Bands, on your hand, your daddy's socks rolled down
Sticks, snow floats and aviator caps with flaps that button down
Movie stars on Dixie Cup tops, and knickers to your knees
Ahh, do you remember these?

The Hit Parade, grape Tru-Aid, The Sadie Hawkins Dance
Pedal pushers, duck tail hair and peggin' your pants
Howdie-Doodie, Tutti-Frutti, the seam up the back of her hose
Ahh, do you remember those?

James Dean, he was keen, Sunday movies were taboo
The Senior Prom, Judy's mom, Rock-n-Roll was new
Cracker Jack prize, stars in your eyes, as Daddy tore the keys
Ahh, do you remember these?

The boogey man, lemonade stands, takin' your tonsils out

Cigarette loads, and secret codes, and savin' lucky stars
Can you remember back that far?

The boat neck shirts, and fender skirts and crinoline petticoats
Mum's the word, and a dirty bird and a double root beer float
Moon hub caps, and loud heel taps, and he's a real gone cat
Ahh, do you remember that?

Dancin' close, little moron jokes, and cooties in her hair
Captain Midnight, Ovaltine, and The Whip at the County Fair
Charles Atlas Course, Roy Roger's Horse, and only The Shadow knows
Ahh, do you remember those?

Gable's charm, Frog in your arm, loud mufflers, pitchin' woo
Going steady, Veronica and Betty, white bucks, and Blue Suede Shoes
Knock Knock jokes, and "Who's there?", Dewey, Dewey who?
Do we, do we remember these? Yes, we do
Ahh do we, do we remember these?