Stephen Lynch Follow

If I could be a superheroI would be awesome manI’d
fly around the world fighting crimeAccording to my awesome
planAnd if I saw criminals trying to lieHurting
other people and making them cryI’d haul them off to jail
in my awesome van‘Cause I would be awesome manNow, Some criminals want you to be a criminalAnd they
offer you things like drugs, alcoholBut we know what to
do, kidsWe just say ‘No’If I could be a
superheroI would be Drug-Free boyTelling the world
of the evils of drugsAnd all of the lives they destroyWell I would take all the junkHe’s getting so highWith their needles and bongsAnd their sticks of tyeAs I burn them alive I would squeal with joyBecause I
would be drug-free boyIf I could be a superheroI'd be Immigration dudeI’d send all the foreigners
back to their homesFor eating up all of our foodAnd
taking our welfare and best jobs to bootLike landscaping,
dishwashing, picking our fruitI’d pass a lot of laws to
get rid of their food‘Cause I’d be Immigration DudeKids, You can make up your very own superheroIf
you could, Who would it be?If I a superheroWould you
be justice guyMaking sure people get what they deserveEspecially women who lieLike if a wife left her
husbandWith three kids and no jobTo run off to
HawaiiWith some doctor named bobYou can skin them
and drain them of blood so they dieEspecially bobThen you would be justice guyOr you could be more
sutleNo, I didn’t mean to be vagueGive her the mad
cow diseaseLet him die of the plagueAs long as they
suffer for their terrible liesEspecially BobThen You
would be Justice GuyYes then you would be a super hero
like me