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Keeping all their comments down. You know it ain’t a boast if you can do it.
And everyone says “Say Hey!”
And everyone says “did you see that kid play?”
I’ve got to give the kid a hand but there’s nothing that he can do better than I can.

I’m Ted Fucking Williams!

People say it’s hard to like a man who doesn’t fail and show he’s a human.
But failure’s not a sign of grace. It only means you don’t know what you’re doing.
And everyone says “hey Mick!”
Mantle this, Mantle that—it makes me sick.
It’s just so hard to see. Why do they like him better than me?

I’m Ted Fucking Williams!

And everyone says “hey Duke!” like everything I did was some kind of fluke.
I gotta give the Duke a hand but there’s nothing that he can do better than I can.

Keeping all their comments down. You know it ain’t a boast if you can do it.
And everyone says “Say Hey!”