The Pink Spiders Follow

Valerie Felony needs a chauffeur and a fake ID
And her charming art is larceny and nothing is fun
Because when all your friends are easy breezy
Down on their knees, love's just a business, you're so eager to please
So don't be a baby, baby, ah, don't be a tease
And if you stay over when I wake, you'd better be gone

Oh, Cindy Facsimile, she's a carbon copied honeybee
And her eyes are wild as PCP and she's got a gun
And she takes pictures in the mirror as she's been told to do
Jet black mascara as she's staring through you
She's even given herself a nickname too
But it won't catch on because it's dumb and doesn't make sense

And I, I, I, I know I'm settling for you
And I know tomorrow I'll regret the things I do
But when we're in this deep, oh we know that this much is true
'Cause we're all up and we're still spun
A twelve pack and the damage done

All in all, it's not enough, she drinks cocktails when she wakes up
And her breath smells just like cough syrup all throughout the day

She likes the right rock 'n' roll but don't know what it means
In all her glory stories nothing's quite as it seams
Even if it's bullshit from those red lips I'll trust every word

And I, I, I, I know I'm settling for you
And I know tomorrow I'll regret the things I do
But when we're in this deep, oh we know that this much is true
'Cause we're all up and we're still spun
A twelve pack and the damage done

I think it's contagious

And I, I, I, I know I'm settling for you
And I know tomorrow I'll regret the things I do
But when we're in this deep, oh we know that this much is true
'Cause we're all up and we're still spun
A twelve pack and the damage done

And I, I, I, I know I'm settling for you
And I know tomorrow I'll regret the things I do
But when we're in this deep, oh we know that this much is true
'Cause we're all up and we're still spun
A twelve pack and the damage done