The Smothers Brothers Follow

[singing]
Tom: I fell in a vat of chocolate, I fell in a vat of chocolate

Dick: What'd you do when you fell into the chocolate

All: Laly do dum lally do dum day

Tom: Well I fell in a vat of chocolate, I just fell in a vat of chocolate

[talking]

Dick: Wait a minute wait a minute you just said you fell in a vat of chocolate

Tom: I know I just fell right in this vat of chocolate

Dick: I know and I asked you a question i said what did you do when you fell in the chocolate

Tom: I swam a lot theres um threres this 30 foot vat it was just full of chocolate

Dick: 30 foot across?

Tom: No deep 30 feet deep of chocolate and I fell right into

Dick: Well what happened what did you do when you fell in

Tom: I Uh I even hate to think about it cuz it's

Dick: No Im serious

Tom: Terrible experience

Dick: What did you do what did you do to get out

Tom: I was just um walking down by my house and theres this vat of chocolate

Dick: What did you do first of all there had to be a restraining rail on the vat of chocolate

Tom: Well I um used to kind of balance on that rail I used to walk on that rail,and someone evidently put something slippery on that rail because I fell right in there

Dick: Okay then what happened tom what did you do after you fell in there

Tom: I yelled fire

[Singing]

Tom: I yelled fire when I fell into the chocolate, I yelled fire when I fell into the chocolate

Dick: Tom why did you yell fire when you fell into the chocolate

All: Laly do dum lally do dum day

[talking]

Tom: Well

Dick: Now I want you to think about it, it must have been a very traumatic experience

Tom: Oh its just a horrible experience I had chocolate all over me I was summing around

Dick: What possessed you to yell fire when you in this vat of liquid, chocolate, there was no fire. you where in the chocolate and you yelled fire thats pretty ridicules if you ask me

Tom: It certainly is

[Singing]

Tom: I just yelled fire when I fell into the chocolate

Dick: Tom why did you yell fire when you fell into the chocolate

Tom: Why I yelled fire because no one would save me if I yelled CHOCOLATE!!

All: Laly do dum lally do dum day

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