The Smothers Brothers Follow

There once was a man who was none too good
And then I'd say he was none too bad
Times he was mighty good for a spell
And times he'd go out and raise a little hell.
Mediocre Fred...Mediocre Fred

Fred went to work from 9 to 5
Punched the clock to show he was alive
went to church every Sunday morn and
sometimes he wondered why he was born.
Mediocre Fred...Mediocre Dull Fred

Fred went to the movies every Saturday night
Liked to watch TV and a Western fight
Paid his taxes most every year
And on a hot summer day why he drank a little beer!
Exciting Mediocre Fred!...Mediocre Fred

Well the days went by all dull and gray
and he didn't think much and had little to say
And when the full moon rose
He'd climb over the moat
FIND SOME PEOPLE SLEEPING
AND HE'D BITE THEIR THROAT!
Mediocre Fred! Mediocre Dull Fred.