The Vandals Follow

The city council met last night the vote was one to six Denying access to ourtown by TV's "G.E. Smith" The Mayor cited nightmares had by his daughterEileen She dreamed that ugly fucker's face popped out the friggin' screenChorus: They said no, they said no way. Not in my Back yard he can not stayThat eyesore is a stain upon our nation If you think he's livin' by me there'sno way G.E. felt the set back but refusing to surrender He bought a housedisguised as the guitarist of the Pretenders But at the party we like to throwfor new homeowners we caught him when he couldn't play the lead from "TattooedLove Boys" Chorus A man has got the right to homestead anywhere he can butthat just begs the question, What exactly is a man? Blond Frankenstein withDutchboy hair would hardly qualify So we must live free of this Hall & Oatsreject or die Chorus