The Waitresses Follow

Uh-oh, there I go
Thinking about sex again

Gonna stop masking my feelings
Behind bitter jokes and cigarettes
I'm not the girl who purred and spat "Wait right here, I'll be right back"

Uh-oh, there I go
Thinking about sex again

Gonna "X" my "BFD-ing"
Chances to "GF and BF"
I'm not the girl who's animal
Was the unknown she tried to forget

Was I boring, all that brooding
Chaste or chasing, never choosing
Too bad, had to, owed it, to me
Found I, don't want, some one, who'll be
Anything to keep me happy
Anything to keep me
Saw that boyfriends can't be six-packs
Hot meals, soft chairs, when I want them

Night spot, nice guy, some nice touching
Can't say that's just liquor talking
Tensing, tingling, I'm not teasing

This time I know what I'm doing
Back to back like siamese twins
Panic used to begin
"Never again" really meant when
I was ready with conditions

Uh-oh, there I go